A long time ago, Badger Noonan and I created a children’s book about Juan Pierre. (Before you ask: I don’t know why. I couldn’t begin to explain why. Ours is not to ask why.)
Paul meticulously crafted (read: wrote in one lunch break) twelve heartbreakingly beautiful limericks about the Grindiest Grinder Who Ever Grinded. My job was to make the illustrations. Some shit came up, but 18 months later, I finally got around to it.
With no ado whatsoever, we happily present Chapter 1: The Ceremonial Leadoff Bunt: