I Am Trying To Break Your Heart: Kotsay’d Edition

During times like these, friends, when your manager inexplicably pinch hits for your catcher — who, by the by, homered last night — when he represents the tying run, and he pinch hits for said catcher with a mummy who hasn’t homered since the Clinton Administration: they are no words. Only sad songs.

Play us out, Wilco.

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3 thoughts on “I Am Trying To Break Your Heart: Kotsay’d Edition

      • Miller plastic bottle drinkin’
        I assassin down the first base line.
        I’m hiding out in the dugout blinkin’
        What was I thinking when Kotsay bat

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